Thursday, June 29, 2006

Maximum Douchebag

I've finally contributed something of value to the world.

I give you...a Google Videos category for Maximum Douchebag.

  1. Do not talk about Maximum Douchebag.
  2. Douchebags may seriously be douchebags.
  3. Douchebags may be merely ironically douchebags.
  4. The primary criteria for the Maximum Douchebag tag is the amplitude of the douchebag's douchosity.
  5. Ok, you can talk about Maximum Douchebag.

I have provided a helpful example of the species at the link above. Note that this specimen exhibits characteristics of both serious AND ironic douchebaggery, and is thus a textbook case.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a broken foot and have been staring lamely at a laptop for about a month now. I just wanted to let you know that you seriously brightened my day with this post. Complete outright crazy lady cackle when I clicked on the Max Douche link. Was not expecting the Hoff.
-Thanks, Kim

7:30 PM  
Blogger danceswithmonkeys said...

No one expects the Hoff.

1:33 AM  

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